Principles of freeloading

There are things that a man knows at birth and there are things that a man must learn later. Free loading is the latter. It is efficient, productive and well, free. It is important to understand that the wider society does not appreciate the beauty and sacredness of this noble art and somehow or the other, harbors an inherent animosity against people engaged in great activity. We are the people who take something that would normally serve X amount of people and we multiply it ten folds! That’s how powerful we are!

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The fact that we wait for somebody else to pay for it and then we use it to our benefit shows our inherent goodness. How so, you ask? Had we paid for it ourselves and let the other person use it, then how would that man ever understand the worth of the said product? And secondly, by making that man pay for the product and just using it we are protecting the environment! Allow me to quote an incident. My roommate bought a tooth brush. While I would have loved to buy a separate tooth brush for myself, which didn’t smell like the last meal my roommate had but for the greater good, I did not. Had I bought a separate toothbrush, by the end of three months, two toothbrushes would have gone into the trash. Now imagine what sort of environmental havoc would descend upon earth if all of us (Freeloaders) started to buy separate toothbrushes! The environment my dear readers, the environment! I, as an individual, failed to understand the hatred towards our sacred community. So what if we’re leeching off of you? So what that we don’t pay for stuff we use? As a society, have we not vowed that together, we are one? Have we not vowed on a single identity? Together as one nation, we will prevail. And in light of this ideal, I demand an appreciation of freeloaders.
By: Muslim Shower