By: Muslim Shower ( I am in love with this person )
It was an iconic moment in world history. The stakes were greater than they had ever been. It was no longer about politics or economics. It wasn’t about popularity. In fact, everything that had been important before seemed almost pointless. This was about survival, nothing else. The human race depended upon the success of this meeting. The value of this meeting didn’t fail to dawn on anybody. Humanity waited. Or at least what was left of it. Waited in deep caverns, praying to whatever deity they believed in. For the first time in human history, all of humanity was one. One soul, one body, one goal. They had lost hope, all of them. Presidents, politicians, men of god, all of them. They knew they had been defeated. No power on earth could save them now, they had been sure. Amidst the death-knells that were ringing all over the world there had emerged a ray of light, one tiny hope, a glimmer. But it was enough. All humanity grabbed it like a child holding his mother. It was their last hope. The fate of humanity would soon be sealed.
It was an iconic moment in world history. The stakes were greater than they had ever been. It was no longer about politics or economics. It wasn’t about popularity. In fact, everything that had been important before seemed almost pointless. This was about survival, nothing else. The human race depended upon the success of this meeting. The value of this meeting didn’t fail to dawn on anybody. Humanity waited. Or at least what was left of it. Waited in deep caverns, praying to whatever deity they believed in. For the first time in human history, all of humanity was one. One soul, one body, one goal. They had lost hope, all of them. Presidents, politicians, men of god, all of them. They knew they had been defeated. No power on earth could save them now, they had been sure. Amidst the death-knells that were ringing all over the world there had emerged a ray of light, one tiny hope, a glimmer. But it was enough. All humanity grabbed it like a child holding his mother. It was their last hope. The fate of humanity would soon be sealed.
The tragedy had struck like a viper. Fast, unannounced,
fatal. One fine night, a night just like any other, they had descended upon
Earth. Everywhere, all at once. An army. An army greater than any army humans
had ever imagined, both in numbers and power. By morning, they were everywhere.
Dark blue with long hair they were, each larger than an elephant with faces
that bred fear into the heart of men. They killed everything they could find.
Men, animals, plants. Everything. By the time humans realized what was
happening, it was too late. They had won even before the war had begun. What
remained of humanity was clutches of settlements, hidden far away from sight.
Within mountains mostly. For months, humans survived in hiding. Avoiding being
caught. Every day the number of humans decreased. The aliens, they knew that
some were still alive. It was only a matter of time though. Eventually, all
would be killed. They weren’t in a hurry. Nobody knew what to do. And then, a
hope was whispered. Silently. There were whispers of a wise man who lived. A
wise man who could have the solution.
This wise man lived in a mountain in Pakistan. A very old
man but his knowledge was like the sea, it was said. All the human settlements
met in one place. A search party was made. This wise man had to be found! The
task was given to commander Palla. And now, after weeks of trekking his team
had found him. There he sat, in an empty cave secluded from the world. Hidden
from all manners of life. Old, weak, alone, but wise. ‘Ah, you’re finally
here’, he said in a voice that sent shivers down the spine of the bravest men.
‘I have been waiting for you. I knew you’d come, eventually’ he said, not
particularly talking to any singular individual. ‘Yes.. we’ve been trying to find
you.. for a very long time’ said Commander Palla, shaking, clearly affected by
the aura of the wise man. ‘And, what is it that you seek, Shahzaid Palla?’
everybody was taken back. Nobody knew the first name of the commander, not even
his closest friends. He asimply went by ‘commander’. ‘We seek a means for
redemption. A means to defeat the enemy, a means to save humanity. We
understand you know of a way that can save us’. The wise man turned around. If
his aura disturbed the people, his face petrified them. He had a long white
beard that touched his knees. He stood with the help of a stick. But it was
eyes that were frightening. There were no eyeballs. It was as if, his eyes had
been burned out of their socket.
‘Ahh, so you seek a weapon, a weapon more powerful than
anything ever created by man. Yet, you came to an old man in a sullen cave!
Why?’ In that moment, panic struck commander Palla. Their endeavor may have
been fruitless. This man may not have anything. Yet he calmed himself and
replied ‘we believe you are aware of a weapon once made. A weapon so powerful
it almost destroyed all of earth. So tell us, can you help us?’ There was a
moment of silence. Everybody waited in anticipation. The fate of humanity
depended upon what the wise man would say next. Nails were bitten, breathing
was coarse. An infinity passed before the old man said ‘Yes, I can help you but
what I have is no weapon. A weapon has a trigger, a direction, a limit to its
destruction. What I have is infinite destruction. Be warned, thousands of
humans would die too. And it would be painful death’.
Nobody said a thing. Silence permeated the cave like a
curse. The wise man spoke again ‘In the land that we stand in, the land of
Pakistan, a video was once released. A video made by a man named Taher Shah. It
was brutal. Whoever saw it, his eyes burned. His ears melted like a piece of
plastic in fire. Almost everybody was killed. Only those that had previously
seen Justin Bieber, Rebecca black or Awais Lovely survived and even those
people lost their eyes. Like me. There was nothing like it. People died every
day. Eventually, we sought copies of the video and destroyed each and every one
of them. Except one. One still remains. We buried it. In anticipation of a day
like this. We buried it deep within the mountains. Far from where any man could
reach it. If you want to save this planet, seek that video. Play it on the sky.
So that everything on earth can see it. Make the wind carry the sound. The
aliens would burn into ashes. All of them. The brutality of that video would be
too much for them. Some humans would die too, all would be blinded but the
human race would survive’.
Commander Palla drew a huge breath, astounded by what he was
listening to. A video? One video? He wondered. An infinite questions aroused in
his mind, what was so horrible about the video? Who was this Taher Shah? Why
had he never heard of this before? Commander Palla was an experienced man, he
knew he didn’t want to know the answer to these questions but as he was
thinking, almost as if reading his mind, the wise man said ‘It was unlike
anything man had ever seen. It was frightening. Mothers hid their children,
trying to protect them but it was of no use. The sound, the sound was too much
to handle. It penetrated everything. It burned the soul. Oh, what horrors it
brought about!’ The wise man said with disgust! ‘The worst part was the video.
I am grateful I had been subjected to Justin Bieber before otherwise I would
have died, as my whole family did. All of them. Burned to ashes, they flew away
with the wind. The same happened to most of my friends’.
Commander Palla and his man listened to the wise man’s story
and shuddered with fear. The next step, they realized was to come face to face
with this hideous monster. They were going to unleash it on the world. As soon
as they got the directions to the mountain where this tape was buried, the
search party hurried out of the wise man’s cave. All of them immediately called
their families and told them to subject to the brutal torture of Justin Bieber
to save their lives!
**************************
1 comment:
HAHAHAHHAHAHA XD
The thought of being safe because we've already been through the torture of listening to JB that made us strong enough to handle Spectrum Eyes.
I was looking for a post like this to read, light-headed and humorous.
Muslim Shower, this one was amazing!
Post a Comment