Friday, 21 November 2014

HOODIE WARS!

Written by: Daniyal Rafat A1S5
Edited by: Romesa Hassan



 Winter’ you know it’s coming when the cool air hits and at PAF Chapter its' arrival usually means that a major war is about to begin. All ears perked up when a controversial question arose, “What should the hoodie be like for the batch of 2015?” While most schools prefer sweaters and blazers our A2’s have a tradition to don a hoodie and turn up their (well I wouldn’t call it that, *editor here just by the way*) level of swag!
All the A2’s were free to submit their own or preferred designs for the hoodies. Finally when the creative power of almost every A2 got exhausted, four designs were shortlisted with combinations of red and black, black and white, navy blue and white and blue and white.
  These four designs were posted for the A2’s to choose amongst. The AS were just drooling over them. (Its’ okay peeps your turn shall come next year and I can assure you that frustration levels will be high because it requires God’s intervention to finally come to a decision on this issue)  With every blink off an eye new comments could be seen on the post. Now whenever there is a vote in any part of the world a few individuals always try to use their tactics to get an unfair advantage. How could our fellow Pafians take the back bench? Some of the A2’s started to vote twice or thrice for the hoodie they preferred clinging to the hope that they won’t get caught. Thanks to our patroller Mehak Saleem there craftiness was dismantled. *Sorry guys but she has an eagle’s eye* One comment that caught almost everyone’s attention was that of Ameen Ahmed’s, he said and I quote “I hope that the one with the most votes gets selected and the same thing does not occur like it did for the welcome party”. As you all remember thatour poll for the welcome was leading towards a glow night but was switched to Desi Tarka. *Sigh* Whao Ameen’s cursed because that’s exactly what happened! The hoodies that were the most preferred weren’t the ones that were winning according to the poll! The hoodie that qualified was *drum roll* ..Wait for it..Wait for it…*Man I really miss Barney Stinson ;)* keep waiting.. a little more… Okay ready? Are you Okay here it goes…   black with “EXTRA” red (Editor here: Okay seriously ‘EXTRA’ what is that? Are we deciding toppings for pizza?”) Yes’ you read it right. I bet the A2’s weren’t as shocked about the poll as much as they were about Khurram Kamran referring a hoodie color by “Extra” red. Now I don’t really feel like I need to stress about this more! 

If everyone was confused enough already IBA and SZABIST posted their Letter Man jackets online and Asim (bless him) shared it on the blog. This led to Rajaa Moini’s and Rushna Burney’s prayers, who were working tirelessly to convince Ms Naureen about the Letterman jackets to finally be heard.(There were quite a few more people but I don’t really remember their names) Moving on! However a new dilemma rose, whether there should be a hoodie or a letterman jacket?  This caused a slight delay in the finalization of the jacket for this year. Ms Naureen then decided to step in and stamp out this issue once and for all. In the assembly the A2’s were asked rather threatened to finally make a decision. Unfortunately there was a lot of cheering for God knows what so it was to actually challenging figure out what they really wanted.
The ultimate decision was finally reached on Friday, November 21, 2014! (Thank the Lord because I was beginning to doubt whether the A2s will actually be getting something this year)
Hear ye, hear ye!
I would like to announce that the final design that is unanimously decided upon is...*drum roll please*
THE LETTERMEN JACKET!!!

"TADAAAAAAA!! Behold, the hoodie for the Batch of 2015!"


No comments: