ISpy: Edition 1

Written by: Shehroze Shaikh

Welcome to the first of the many exposing editions of ISpy.
After spending this week observing you Pakoras of PAF Chapter and scrutinizing all the speculative news brought in, we give you the headlines.
1. Cats for Physics. Chapter cats finally enroll themselves in class.
2. Hot weather, and the domestics won't turn on the AC? No worries. Sabeeh Mohiuddin demonstrates how to turn it on.

Detailed news now; the good news and the bad news.
Good news is, Peter and Delilah, the infamous Chapter cats who make our snack hours miserable (I still haven't forgiven them for clawing at my Zinger and tipping over my Pepsi glass), have finally decided to use their time more productively. They have enrolled in Sir Imran's Physics class with A1S5. It did not go smoothly, however... Cats, being the royal creatures they are, had no regard for Sir Imran's authority as they seated themselves near him and with a trademark, "Meoww", ordered to be pet. Sir Imran wasn't one to take their poop, so he literally kicked them out of the class. First day, first offence. What does a cat have to do to get pet? *sigh* Don't worry P&D, you'll be fine.

Moving on, it's November, and still the Earth won't turn away from the sun to give us a bit of that sweet thing called winter. Well, atleast we have ACs (All those who have working ACs, I loathe you. -A2S1)
But since the AC remotes are safe and hidden with the Domestic Staff, you can't really sit in your classes when you're free because the domestics are like toys that work on keys. Chaabi lagi hui hai ke AC kab band karna hai. Well no worries, as Sabeeh Mohiuddin has provided all you nincompoops with a demonstration that shall keep you cool. You simply open the AC flap and press the power button inside. *sigh* It's that easy. Ofcourse, watch out for any 'chaabi-lagay-domestics'. As it happened, Sabeeh show-of-brains was undone as a few minutes later, the toys got angry and turned off the AC, again.


That's it for this edition of ISpy. Visit the blog every Friday night for the juiciest details of life at PAF Chapter.
P.S. Pictures next week too.
This is ISpy, and we're watching you.
Koi deikhey na deikhey, hum jaasoos deikheingey.