ISpy: Edition Three.

Written By: Shehroze Shaikh

Jummaaaaaaa!!
MERE PAFIANSSSS! AAJ JUMMAAA HAI! AAJ KA WAADA THAA! DEKHO MAIN AA GAYAAA!! -Your Dearest, ISpy.

Fellow Pafians, and all others who log in every Friday night for this weekly rag (especially my favourite fans, Saad Nazir and Mehak Saleem), first of all, my apologies for not publishing an issue last Friday. No need to be sad though, 'cause this edition will make it up. Because, IT'S BIGGER, IT'S BETTER AND IT'S NOT HERE TODAY FOR A BETTER TOMORROW, BECAUSE THIS IS NOT PAFMUN! This is ISpy, and YOU'RE BEING WATCHED.

In this edition, we round up the past two weeks of life at The City School, PAF Chapter. Sit back relax...lol jk, stay on the edge of your seats and throw stuff around like Sir Aijaz Hussain, 'cause here are the headlines:

1. Badluck Gillani: Shahzeb sneaks into the girls' bathroom, only to find it empty. #Sedlyf
2. Sabeeh Mohiuddin spills it...the coffee, I mean.
3. Write This, Write that, featuring Ameen Ahmed and many more. An insight into the attention seeking campaign at PAF Chapter.

So, the big news for the week is:

Yes, I did that. -Shahzeb Gillani

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Shahzeb I-don't-remember-my-mom's-name Gillani, went into unchartered territory and returned thinking he was gonna get away with it, but na-uhn, he was being watched! Shahzeb was seen going coming out of the girl's bathroom the other week, as witnessed by a group of girls, including his own sister. He looked rather disappointed, and on further eavesdropping, it came to our knowledge that the bathroom was empty. *awwwwww* Poor old Shahzeb, didn't find the one thing he was looking for...No, he was not looking for the Chamber of Secrets and before you dirty little perverts go any further, STOP!

"I was looking for my bag", he told me.

Apparently, the group of girls standing there had hid poor Gillani's bag in the land of the XX chromosome, and bet a Rs.1000 that he won't go in to get it. Gillani, being the naive person he is, made the obviously stupid choice in the Money Vs Respect, and went in. Now the whole school is gonna know, Shahzeb.

Moral: Never put your respect on the line, especially when YOU'RE BEING WATCHED!

The PAF Chapter A'Levels visited Habib University last week, as part of their Recruitment Drive. The students were given a tour of the beautiful, state of the art campus with all it's facilities. The visit was a great experience. The perfect meeting between to sectors of the education system, complete harmony...UNTIL MR.BANG BANG SABEEH MOHIUDDIN got in on the act (without his Hammer, ofcourse) and reduced all of the Chapter and HU crowd into tears of laughter when he spilled the hot cup of coffee on himself. Poor old Sabeeh, went a bit too far in trying to make a lasting impression. Well, the HU crowd will surely remember the BuryMeRightHereRightNow face he made, and so will one of my bosses, who told me this tale.

Before the launch of ISpy, our fellow Pafians had to go through hell to be the centre of attention. After the introduction of this segment, some people have been doing stuff on purpose just for a glimmer of spotlight. Oh, makes me feel so proud of my rag *tears* Prominent figures include Ameen Ahmed and Ahad bin Wahid, the top attention-seekers around. Ameen and Ahad are regularly seen doing questionable and amusing stuff in confines of the Redbricks, but on sight of a member of the Blogging Team, it escalates to a different level. If that doesn't work, they MAKE you notice! On the first day of Entreship, when I walked by, I was made witness to another one of their duet performances (atleast it wasn't Badtameez Dil again).

*sigh* Some people would do anything to be in the news. Behold, Ameen and Ahad, the Meera and Veena Malik of PAF Chapter.

So that's it for this edition. Make sure you're logged in next friday, 'cause we'll be back. This is ISpy, and YOU'RE BEING WATCHED!

Did you really think that was about to end, fellas? Ho-Ho-Ho No. The Eye of Sauron is here with another cheeky news, about our very own Shehroze Shaikh. (P.S. Sakina here).

Behold!

I have spies that spy on my spies.

As you can see in the picture above, Shehroze is sleeping on his way to school. Somebody transcended his limits by pulling off an all-nighter. Now, what could he presumably be doing? Studying? Haha, no. Chatting? Umm, no. Movies? Mmmh, nah. Ecstasy pills? HELL YEAH! Well, that's my assertion and my previous experiences have taught me to anticipate the worst of all scenarios. Or perhaps.. the best of all the scenarios. *giggles* Call me crazy or whatever, ecstasy pills seem to be fitting just perfectly in the puzzle here. No wonder the boy's pictures always give away some.. ecstasy.

Moreover, when I confessed to him of the aforesaid, this happened:

Haha, that's what she said.

My oh my, how the tables have turned. the exposer becomes exposed. Question to ask though is, 'WE GOT CARRIED AWAY'? So he wasn't alone, prior to the morning when my Na Maaloom Fard took this selfie? Hmmm. Oh No, no. I'm implying how he refers to his drugs as another person, not anyone's presence. Jesus. Cut the poor guy some slack. Get outta here, everyone. Jeez!