I Am From Mars And I Come In Peace.

Mahnoor Shah
A2S3

Source: Internet

Greetings, Earthlings! I, Xarxo, am spokesperson for the Martian race. It is good to know that your
ancestral Aztec civilization informed you of our arrival from Mars like we told them to on 2012. Their
below average intelligence did give us unease but as long as their queer calendar did the job, we are
quite happy with your hospitality.
I'd like to continue with a few simple rules we made for our permanent visit to Earth!

1) We will need immediate accommodation, so shall be forced to share your homes! My race has been
instructed to take over the house rooms and make you comfortable on the street and grounds. After all,
we don’t want you to have too much trouble!

2) All animals must be exterminated because of our allergies. I am sure your Vegetarian Inc. will consider
this more humane as compared to eating them.

4) Your power plants will make excellent loos as we are not so uncivilized as to do our business outside.

5) While probing experiments on Earthlings are now banned, your race is requested to donate limbs or
organs individually for study.

6) Your technology must be shared with our children as they do not have any toys now.

7) We advise immediate removal of love stories from cinemas and bookstores! Such blasphemous
excuses of entertainment have a negative impact on the youth! Please only allow comedic movies
like "Saw" and "Grudge".

8) We have low tolerance for drugs, so all ice-cream shop owners will be dissected and with their
innards kept in jars. We don’t want such a harsh punishment.

That will be all. Thank you!

We hope these rules will establish peace and harmony between each Martian an Earthling.